1. If I don't know you personally, you got my number from someone we both know, and you messaged me, YOU ARE FUCKED.
2. If I only met you once, you got my number from someone we both know, and you messaged me, YOU ARE FUCKED.
3. If you are trying to hit on me, YOU ARE FUCKED.
4. If I know you personally, you changed your number, and tripped on me, YOU ARE FUCKED.
5. If I don't know you at all, LOL YOU ARE REALLY FUCKED.
6. If I know you personally and 90% of your messages contained "Hi. Sup?" or anything related to that, never expect to get a reply.
7. If you need something from me and you told it straight to the point, we're good.
8. If you need something from me and you have a lot of bullshit to spew, YOU ARE FUCKED.
9. If it's nothing important, YOU ARE FUCKED.
10. If it was a ~*group_msg~ that doesn't even concern me, YOU ARE FUCKED.
11. If it was a ~*group_msg~ that doesn't even concern me and you still have those ~*shouts~, YOU ARE TOTALLY, ABSOLUTELY, ENTIRELY FUCKED.
12. If it's obvious that I don't want to talk to you, don't be stupid.
13. If it's obvious that I don't want to talk to you and I don't want you in my life, don't be so fucking stupid and stop messaging me.
14. If I need something from you, I'll tell it to you straight to the point and I'm expecting an acceptable reply.
15. If I'm interested to talk to you via text messaging, well, that's kind of impossible to happen.

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