Secret Mission: High School Mass Murder and Planet Chocolate.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
I had 13 hours of hardcore sleep last night and dreamed of the craziest dreams (I think?) ever. There would be times that I would wake up then sleep again and the story still goes on. My dream is divided to two parts. The first one was about murdering the teacher I hate the most when I was in high school and the second part was about an outer space exploration. When I woke up, I was really laughing my ass out.
Part 1: High School Mass Murder.
So I was back in high school but it was weirder. The school building in my dream was a lot different from the real one. Cadavers displayed in glass containers are everywhere. College-ish atmosphere. Mixed set of classmates. The story begins with the principal ordering me, Ven(my best friend), and Jenny (My beloved daughter) to kill a teacher in whatever way we like for no reason. Let's just call her Miss A. Apparently, Miss A is the teacher I hate the most when I was in high school since we sorta had some dispute way back then. Going back, we only have 3 days to do it or the three of us will be killed. The three of us immediately planned on how we will execute the mission. We came up with three options: 1) Poison her, 2) Secretly shoot her down, and 3) Ambush her face to face.
Day 1 starts. We bought a venti cup of Toffee Nut Latte in Starbucks, put 3 tablespoons of Arsenic on it, wrote a valentine card, and placed everything on her desk. Spy cameras are all over the place so we could watch her every move. Miss A was about to drink it. The three of us were excited for expecting the job being done hassle-free but she wasn't able to drink it. People inside the faculty room asked for a sip and the damned cup of coffee was emptied even before she drinks it. Seven people died that day.
Day 2 starts. Plan B must be executed. We were given a hunter rifle like the one in Left 4 Dead. We waited till she leaves the school premises. Unfortunately, she was with a bunch of other students. Ven told me to shoot her down. I fired. She wasn't hit. I fired several times more, but she wasn't hit. I wasn't even aware that I killed 9 more people on that day.
Last Day. So it's the last day before the mission is due. We have no choice but to ambush her face to face. Dismissal time again. She was waiting for a ride and we kidnapped her. We brought her to the girl's rest room. There was a chainsaw that is to be used to kill her. She was so afraid that she begged and cried aloud, but nobody can hear her. I was about to cut her open and the next thing I knew, I'm already awake. Hahaha. But I slept again.
Part 2: Planet Chocolate
The principal wasn't pleased although we've succeeded with the mission to kill Miss A. Many people died so he decided to send the three of us to another mission: Outer Space Exploration. He gave each of us a car to use to go to the outer space. Each of us has a different destination to go. He even let us tag some friends along. I brought Jio, Aaron and Michiko with me. I started the engine. The car boosted upward and we weren't in Earth anymore. A map appeared on the windows of the car showing the places we could go to. The solar system was pretty messed up and there are other unknown planets. On a planet called "Chocolate" was a speech balloon saying "Free parking space inside.". We all decided to go there. The whole place was beautiful. You'll see chocolates, ice cream, cakes, candies, all the sweet stuffs that you know in very big sizes. I'm talking about building-ish sizes. It's some sort of heaven for a sweet tooth. The only thing that you'll dislike about that place is that all the citizens are utterly fat. T_T
Then I woke up. End of story. Hahahaha. HEY IT'S JUST A DREAM, OKAY? >_<
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So I was back in high school but it was weirder. The school building in my dream was a lot different from the real one. Cadavers displayed in glass containers are everywhere. College-ish atmosphere. Mixed set of classmates. The story begins with the principal ordering me, Ven(my best friend), and Jenny (My beloved daughter) to kill a teacher in whatever way we like for no reason. Let's just call her Miss A. Apparently, Miss A is the teacher I hate the most when I was in high school since we sorta had some dispute way back then. Going back, we only have 3 days to do it or the three of us will be killed. The three of us immediately planned on how we will execute the mission. We came up with three options: 1) Poison her, 2) Secretly shoot her down, and 3) Ambush her face to face. 
The principal wasn't pleased although we've succeeded with the mission to kill Miss A. Many people died so he decided to send the three of us to another mission: Outer Space Exploration. He gave each of us a car to use to go to the outer space. Each of us has a different destination to go. He even let us tag some friends along. I brought Jio, Aaron and Michiko with me. I started the engine. The car boosted upward and we weren't in Earth anymore. A map appeared on the windows of the car showing the places we could go to. The solar system was pretty messed up and there are other unknown planets. On a planet called "Chocolate" was a speech balloon saying "Free parking space inside.". We all decided to go there. The whole place was beautiful. You'll see chocolates, ice cream, cakes, candies, all the sweet stuffs that you know in very big sizes. I'm talking about building-ish sizes. It's some sort of heaven for a sweet tooth. The only thing that you'll dislike about that place is that all the citizens are utterly fat. T_T 
